Romney 2012

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Knock Knock Come in

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Michael Brown

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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