How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Knock Knock.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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