What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Hi Shelby!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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