- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

A disabled man walks into a bar.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon