What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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where are you?

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Smart Blondes

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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