If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Not Steve Jobs

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Women's Rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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