- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

i saw your mom, i said hi

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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