If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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123 Main street

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Cancer.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Your social life.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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