- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Your Mom.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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