Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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since when?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What did I do last night?work

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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