- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

This one sucks!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What's better than sex? Nothing

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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