why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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