- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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