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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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