- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What is the difference between a duck?

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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