Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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I enjoy anal.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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FAP

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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