Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Black People.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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