What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the clock say? The time.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Dancing Potatoe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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