- Anti Joke

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Joay impistato is a fig

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.