what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Anti Joke

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