Come In!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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You just won the game...

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neil patrick harris

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Where's my shotgun

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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