- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

123 Main street

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Your social life.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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