Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

.....Carrot Top....

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Once upon a time.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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