How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Wats a joke?

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Please spell dyslexia.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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