Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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I like hats XD!

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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she wasn't 18

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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