You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

terry stockton is straight

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Smart Blondes

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Japan called... They need help.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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