- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Your social life.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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