What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Anti Joke

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