A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Mitt Romney.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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a ginger has a soul

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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