Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Ouch.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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