What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Come In!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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