What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Once upon a time.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

I like hats XD!

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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