Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

guess what what? nothing.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

.....Carrot Top....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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