what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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women outside of the kitchen

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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asian drivers.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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