Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Matt Damon

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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