- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

WNBA

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Scientology.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Penis

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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