- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

I like hats XD!

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

A snake walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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