- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

ginger

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What comes after 23? 24.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

gay marriage.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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