Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Smart Blondes

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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