- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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