Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

obama leadership

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

democracy

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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