what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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space is fun

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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School

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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