Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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good one jess !!

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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