Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What comes after 23? 24.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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