why?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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