What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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