- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Facebook...

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

womens rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Yo daddy!

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??