Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Wats a joke?

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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