How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Laugh.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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