like for a handjob.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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