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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Hi

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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