Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

guess what what? nothing.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

.....Carrot Top....

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Joey mayer's face

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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