A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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1+1 =? Too

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Chicken

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Turn around.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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