- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is the difference between a duck?

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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