Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Womens Rights.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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