What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Obama

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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penis hehehehe

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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