What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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