Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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zebras

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Alt F4

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Black People.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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