Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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why?

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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