Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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1 Jew XD

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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