- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

I like hats XD!

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

We didnt star the fire ...........

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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