- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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