- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

1 + 1 = 3

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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