- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is the difference between a duck?

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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