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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

a man walks into a prostitute.

Girls

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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