- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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