- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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