- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Hippopatomous!

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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