1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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